scripted:

what aired:
Sam: “I saw this MMA guy get punched in the heart once, he died for like a minute.”

why was it not okay to leave the original line in? he is trying to help ease her guiltĀ and remind her that she made the right choice in telling shane about them instead of continuing to sneak around, which isn’t who they are.
but no. they came up with a completely ridiculous line to try and lighten the mood, i guess? well i hate to break it to you, but it failed miserably because i watch that scene and still feel like my happy place has been lit on fire. so you might as well have left his genuine response in.
Well, that’s trying to prove they are still a comedy I guess…