i’m sorry but how are you gonna put an episode of GoT on the internet without the dothraki subtitles??

do i look like i grew up as a fictional horselord to you?
i mean damn.

see this is why i don’t go outside.


well played internet.
thank god for garlic parmesan breadsticks, the guy next door playing the drums, and my tumblr phone app or I might actually be upset.

just realized i’ve been sitting here for about 40 minutes with my earbuds in but no music playing.

scripted:

what aired:
Sam: “I saw this MMA guy get punched in the heart once, he died for like a minute.”

why was it not okay to leave the original line in? he is trying to help ease her guiltĀ and remind her that she made the right choice in telling shane about them instead of continuing to sneak around, which isn’t who they are.
but no. they came up with a completely ridiculous line to try and lighten the mood, i guess? well i hate to break it to you, but it failed miserably because i watch that scene and still feel like my happy place has been lit on fire. so you might as well have left his genuine response in.