After losing my mind with Ash and Cari last night about St. Jones, I can’t stop thinking about what a damn diva their kid would be. Oh Lord, could you imagine? That girl would have the Motown and Broadway catalogues stored away in her head by the age of 5. Being cutthroat and shit for roles in the elementary school play, and Mercedes would tell her to tone it down (knowing the other kids don’t stand a chance anyway), but Jesse would be totally contradicting and tell her to step all over the other kids in auditions and not to stop until she’s slayed the competition.
omg I think too much.
And the kid would be GORGEOUS with killer fashion sense.
oh. my. lanta. WHHHYY have i not thought of this before?! things i want have just been changed drastically.
Jonathan Groff as Jesse St. James in Nationals.