I love how it looks at the camera
Like
‘OH MY GOD
HUMAN
THERE’S A WALRUS IN THE HOUSE
STAY HERE I SHALL DEAL WITH IT’
It’s more like
‘I know that fucker
YOU ATE MY FAMILY YOU SON OF A BITCH
WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AS ICY COLD AS THE TUNDRA
YOUR GRAVE MOTHER FUCKER’
MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA
YOU ATE MY FAMILY
PREPARE TO DIE
my mama got me iced tea and a book on female serial killers for easter.
not sure if this says more about me or her.
watched movies:
(clue is up next.)
stretched the limits of having a tumblr blog:


(also discovered there’s a cutoff point for tags as well where you can keep typing but they’re not gonna end up on your blog or anywhere, after writing the longest novel in mine to-date.)
ate pie:
(it was awesome.)

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
sam
does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo
how the flying fuck did they even survive this long