santi-golds:

venustus99:

youngbertreynolds:

After losing my mind with Ash and Cari last night about St. Jones, I can’t stop thinking about what a damn diva their kid would be. Oh Lord, could you imagine? That girl would have the Motown and Broadway catalogues stored away in her head by the age of 5. Being cutthroat and shit for roles in the elementary school play, and Mercedes would tell her to tone it down (knowing the other kids don’t stand a chance anyway), but Jesse would be totally contradicting and tell her to step all over the other kids in auditions and not to stop until she’s slayed the competition.

omg I think too much.

And the kid would be GORGEOUS with killer fashion sense. 

oh. my. lanta. WHHHYY have i not thought of this before?! things i want have just been changed drastically.

scripted:

what aired:

Sam: “I saw this MMA guy get punched in the heart once, he died for like a minute.”

why was it not okay to leave the original line in? he is trying to help ease her guilt  and remind her that she made the right choice in telling shane about them instead of continuing to sneak around, which isn’t who they are.

but no. they came up with a completely ridiculous line to try and lighten the mood, i guess? well i hate to break it to you, but it failed miserably because i watch that scene and still feel like my happy place has been lit on fire. so you might as well have left his genuine response in.