ugh it’s a specific kind of hell to find out a musician/band you adore is doing a concert in your area in less than a week.

This one is probably one of the best 4chan posts of all time.
http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/
LIKE DEREK DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TRUST ISSUES
FUCKING
SCOTT
I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW MAN
SO MUCH

..and that is the moment my computer starts blaring “the internet is for porn” from AvenueQ REALLY loudly and completely of it’s own accord.

i have nothing open on my computer that could play that song.
what. the. fuck.
scripted:

what aired:
Sam: “I saw this MMA guy get punched in the heart once, he died for like a minute.”

why was it not okay to leave the original line in? he is trying to help ease her guilt and remind her that she made the right choice in telling shane about them instead of continuing to sneak around, which isn’t who they are.
but no. they came up with a completely ridiculous line to try and lighten the mood, i guess? well i hate to break it to you, but it failed miserably because i watch that scene and still feel like my happy place has been lit on fire. so you might as well have left his genuine response in.


